Mother Sucker

That's what was on the onesie my mom and I wanted to buy. But my dad thought that was too crude. So we got this one instead. Still accurate, and I can wear it out in public.

Morning Glory

Week 6: More Firsts

my first smile (captured by iPhone)

my first subway ride (the G to Williamsburgh)

My first crap in the tub

Muslim-Jewish Dialogue

My most spirited playdate yet. Despite issues of turf encroachment and swiping pacifiers, our moms agreed that we dropped all baggage and overcame our differences almost immediately.

My First Concert

This past weekend my parents took me to my first concert in Prospect 

Park - They Might Be Giants. It was free -- and fascinating. I've never seen so many Maclaren strollers and white people dancing in my whole life.

Hail to the Swaddle

My First Playdate

My first-ever play date - with Beatrice and Marty. Apparently I hosted, but we were pretty oblivious to one another until our moms lined us up on the couch for these photos. Meanwhile, they yapped away about such mundane things as the consistency of our poop and the frequency of our farts. My mom swore she'd never do that - and look where she's landed.

4 Weeks Old!

One of these days, if the muse ever hits, I'll actually write something again.  In the meantime, here's me at 4 weeks. (that's right, i've switched to first-person...)

Adoring Aunties (+ Uncle Lenny)

Jonah goes to work

Week 3

Cousins Kriegel

Hooray! park!